There’s this movie called Dumb and Dumber that came out in the 90’s (I don’t even know what that means). I have never seen it, but one of the characters named Lloyd asked the other character, Harry, if he wants to hear the most annoying sound in the world. If you don’t remember, here is […]
Last night, Mommy and I had a discussion about babies. I wanted to know how they come out of mommies’ bellies. I am pretty sure babies come out of belly buttons. Mommy told me that is not the case. You do NOT want to know how they get out. Let’s just say, I don’t ever […]
I just don’t understand pop music. For instance, there’s this song on the radio called Cups. I like cups as much as the next 3 year old, but why does she want somebody to buy her taco? Mommy said the lyrics actually go like this: “You’re gonna miss me by my walk, you’re gonna miss […]
When I was a baby, I wasn’t allowed to eat gum. I didn’t really have any interest in it until Halloween last year (aka, the worst night of Mommy’s life). Mommy finally let me have some a few months ago. It didn’t go very well, but she decided to give me another shot. Mommy: Now […]
Did you know we have a robot that lives in our house? Mommy calls the robot “security system.” One night when Daddy was out of town, I was sleeping blissfully when the robot woke me up. I had never heard it before, so I was confused. Me: Who is that?! Mommy: It’s a lady robot. […]
Mommies, remember to brush your teeth before you snuggle your kids in the morning. Otherwise you may have this kind of conversation with your precocious three-year-old… Me: I smell something. Mommy: Maybe Griffin (dog) farted. Me: No, it’s your breath. Get out of my face. Also, the weather is going to get cooler as fall […]
Did you know I have a little brother? When he was born, I just wanted him to go back in my Mommy’s belly so that I could continue to get all the attention and toys. But now I really like my brother. I like him so much that I can’t wait to wake him up […]
I want most of my posts to be hilarious stuff I say, with a smattering of my sweet bike riding and dance parties. So I was thinking of maybe linking an Instagram account to The World According to Kim Jong Elle. Ahhhh, the first step in emancipation! Friends, help me decide.
Mommy and Daddy got me a bike! I never even owned a tricycle- well, my grandparents got me one for Christmas a long time ago but no one ever put it together, so my brother is getting it for Christmas this year. I love it, mostly because there is a spot for my baby Tricia […]
My Mommy should consider herself lucky that she has her own personal stylist. She said something about how the only reason her work wardrobe stinks is because she spends all her and Daddy’s hard-earned money buying me and my brother cute clothes. But I think it’s because she spends all her money on lululemon.