Mommies, remember to brush your teeth before you snuggle your kids in the morning. Otherwise you may have this kind of conversation with your precocious three-year-old…
Me: I smell something.
Mommy: Maybe Griffin (dog) farted.
Me: No, it’s your breath. Get out of my face.
Also, the weather is going to get cooler as fall greets us. Mommies and other ladies, that doesn’t give you a free pass to neglect your razor… unless you want your toddler to brush your leg hair with a comb and say “it’s a horsey.” Mommy immediately shaved her legs. And no, Daddy didn’t pay me to say that to her.
Have a great weekend! I am going on a bike ride 🙂