Random musings on personal hygiene

Mommies, remember to brush your teeth before you snuggle your kids in the morning. Otherwise you may have this kind of conversation with your precocious three-year-old…

Me: I smell something.
Mommy: Maybe Griffin (dog) farted.
Me: No, it’s your breath. Get out of my face.

Also, the weather is going to get cooler as fall greets us. Mommies and other ladies, that doesn’t give you a free pass to neglect your razor… unless you want your toddler to brush your leg hair with a comb and say “it’s a horsey.” Mommy immediately shaved her legs. And no, Daddy didn’t pay me to say that to her.

Have a great weekend! I am going on a bike ride 🙂


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