Did you know we have a robot that lives in our house? Mommy calls the robot “security system.” One night when Daddy was out of town, I was sleeping blissfully when the robot woke me up. I had never heard it before, so I was confused.
Me: Who is that?!
Mommy: It’s a lady robot.
Me: Why is she in our house?!
Mommy: She’s not. She just talks to us over this speaker sometimes.
Me: She needs to leave NOW! And robots are boys, not girls.
I really thought robots were supposed to be boys. You learn something new every day!