Today, my mommy turned 4 years old! That’s what I think, because everyone who is older than me is 4. I helped my daddy make some delicious chocolate chip muffins (if by help, you mean “dreamed about them in my sleep) and sang her a birthday song…
I sure have come a long way since almost two years ago when I wished my cousin a happy birthday. Thanks for that jacked up haircut Mommy. To all you other parents out there, if you love your kid, you will fork over the $19 to get a haircut at Snip It’s or some other kid friendly salon.
I mean seriously, I am getting really salty remembering this hair disaster.
You owe me a 2nd birthday redo Mommy. And I’m taking all your presents back. Enjoy your 4th birthday, hair butcherer.