Tonight I was playing with Snow White in the bath tub. I guess I was having ill feelings toward her, because I made these requests of mommy…
Me: I don’t like Snow White’s shoes. Can you kill them?
Mommy: We don’t say that!
Me: Okay, well can you take her to the huntsman?
Mommy: How do you know who the huntsman is?
Me: Okay, well can you tell her to jump in the bath?
Mommy: Alright, jump in Snow White.
Me: Haha, she doesn’t know how to swim!
Oh dear, I guess I will be relegated to watching Nickolodeon and PBS again like a baby.