Today, my mommy turned 4 years old! That’s what I think, because everyone who is older than me is 4. I helped my daddy make some delicious chocolate chip muffins (if by help, you mean “dreamed about them in my sleep) and sang her a birthday song… I sure have come a long way since […]

Random musings on personal hygiene

Mommies, remember to brush your teeth before you snuggle your kids in the morning. Otherwise you may have this kind of conversation with your precocious three-year-old… Me: I smell something. Mommy: Maybe Griffin (dog) farted. Me: No, it’s your breath. Get out of my face. Also, the weather is going to get cooler as fall […]