My mommy said that this is the kind of candy I am going to get on Halloween. I really hope this isn’t true, because I don’t want to eat anything that tastes like poop or makes me throw up.
Some of you may be wondering how I came up with such an interesting name for my site. Well, here’s the story. Many many years ago, before iPads and Yo Gabba Gabba, this handsome young man rescued a beautiful woman from the rice paddies in a place called North Korea, which was ruled by a […]
I just don’t understand pop music. For instance, there’s this song on the radio called Cups. I like cups as much as the next 3 year old, but why does she want somebody to buy her taco? Mommy said the lyrics actually go like this: “You’re gonna miss me by my walk, you’re gonna miss […]
Mommies, remember to brush your teeth before you snuggle your kids in the morning. Otherwise you may have this kind of conversation with your precocious three-year-old… Me: I smell something. Mommy: Maybe Griffin (dog) farted. Me: No, it’s your breath. Get out of my face. Also, the weather is going to get cooler as fall […]
Mommy and Daddy got me a bike! I never even owned a tricycle- well, my grandparents got me one for Christmas a long time ago but no one ever put it together, so my brother is getting it for Christmas this year. I love it, mostly because there is a spot for my baby Tricia […]
Look at this pic of Mommy when she was a baby. I think it was taken in 1981 1986 or something. Now take a closer look. No, not at the fake Christmas tree or my horrible haircut. See, right there. There is a lot of apple juice in that bottle. This means a) my grandmother […]
This is my very first post and I am SO EXCITED because now I am a blogger just like my Mommy. I am pretty sure that I will have way more followers than her but I don’t think she will be too jealous. Do any of you know what a time machine is? I’m still […]