Mommy servant

You really should look into getting one of these. No, not the massager from Bath and Body Works that Mommy bought in 1999. What you need is a Mommy Servant who will give you a massage on command at bed time. But just make sure you get an attentive Mommy Servant with endurance, who doesn’t […]

Santa

Tonight, Mommy and I watched an old classic called National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. I was expecting a Santa appearance, but Mommy told me that Santa was in the North Pole making a list of who has been good and bad. I was wondering what things would put you on the good list (lots of presents) […]