I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay

Is that how you spell dreidel? One of my friend at school celebrates Hanukkah because she is Jewish. I have no idea what any of that means. All I know is that my Jewish friends and I play together, we speak the same language and go to the same school. So why do they get […]

Mommy servant

You really should look into getting one of these. No, not the massager from Bath and Body Works that Mommy bought in 1999. What you need is a Mommy Servant who will give you a massage on command at bed time. But just make sure you get an attentive Mommy Servant with endurance, who doesn’t […]

Birthdays

Today, my mommy turned 4 years old! That’s what I think, because everyone who is older than me is 4. I helped my daddy make some delicious chocolate chip muffins (if by help, you mean “dreamed about them in my sleep) and sang her a birthday song… I sure have come a long way since […]